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9 Ideas How to Annoy Upstairs Neighbors Legally

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There are different ways on how you can annoy your neighbor both legally and illegally. In this article, we discuss three important topics:

  • Upstairs neighbor stomping revenge
  • How to annoy upstairs neighbors legally
  • How to deal with noisy upstairs neighbors

The worst thing you could experience as a renter or apartment dweller is a noisy neighbor.

For Christ’s sake, these people because a pain in the @$$ when you need peaceful time alone probably to nap, prepare a report, or meditate.

Changing neighborhoods won’t help because there’s a likelihood that your next neighbor will be worse than your current one.

So you’re left with only one option- to deal with them legally or illegally. So let’s get started:

Upstairs Neighbor Stomping Revenge

Have you tried breaking their legs? You could visit them and break their knee caps, and you’d be sure of no more stomping.

You could hire kidnappers and drive them to another city, or take them across the border into Canada or Mexico. Unfortunately, “people are like dogs,” and they will always find their way back home.

Have you tried smashing a bag of dog poop at their door? There’s a likelihood that this method would backfire as well.

We don’t advocate any of the above mentioned “hacks” because they’re likely to get you in trouble with the authorities.

If you’re serious about dealing with your noisy upstairs neighbors below methods won’t get you in trouble.


How to Annoy Upstairs Neighbors Legally

1. Petroleum Jelly On Their Doorknob

This won’t get in much trouble if you get caught. Grab some Vaseline jelly and apply on your noisy neighbor doorknob for some unpleasant surprise when they return to their apartment.

Beware, there are smart doorknobs that have hidden camera- or else you get busted immediately.

Not only does Vaseline on their door feel unpleasant, but it will also make it harder for them to open their doors. It’ll make the knob slippery.

Ensure that you don’t jam their door lock with petroleum jelly, or else you will be forced to pay for damages if you get caught.

2. Ceiling Vibrator

ceiling vibrator to annoy a noisy neighbor

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A ceiling vibrator is a device that will help you get even with your noisy upstairs neighbor.

The “vibrator” is a Chinese invention (read about it here) that uses a motor to create vibrations on your ceiling.

The vibrations are subsequently unleashed on your upstairs neighbor’s floor.

The gadget consists of a motor, WI-FI remote, an extendable rod, and a cable and will cost you as little as US$200.

This gadget is sold by a consumer to consumer platform operated by

You can have the ceiling vibrator device shipped your US address.

3. Knock On Their Door at Odd Hours

If you genuinely want to get under your neighbor’s nerves, knock on their door at odd hours. For example during their bedtime hours– like very late in the evening or early in the morning

You should make the knock genuine. For instance, you could try and borrow something and make no mistake of allowing them to discover that you’re just trying to mess around with them.

4. Play a Racquetball against Your Ceiling

This hack is similar to the ceiling vibrator discussed above. It’s a cheaper method and highly effective.

Unleash the Serena Williams in you- grab a tennis ball and a racket and spend some few hours volleying the tennis ball against your ceiling during odd hours- late in the evening or early in the morning.

Make sure to perform this when your neighbor is around. You should do it persistently and consistently.

When your noisy neighbor asks you to stop, tell them you’re seriously training for competitions closest to you.

How to Deal With Noisy Upstairs Neighbors

Owning a house was one of the steps towards achieving the American dream, but with the market prices steadily rising and no relief in sight.

A study conducted by Pew Research Center found out that renters head more of the United States households than in 1965.

Below are the most effective ways of dealing with noisy neighbors.

Pick your battles wisely


It’s important to pick your battles carefully and understand that not every battle is worth the fight.

Confronting your neighbor every time you think they’re loud will only make things worse for you.

You can approach your neighbor and complain about loud music the previous night. However, confronting them every time their stereo volume isn’t to your liking could be an indication that you’re allergic to them.

 Speak To Your Neighbor

Did you know that your neighbor may not be aware that they are being loud? So keep calm and talk to the friendly.

Introduce yourself to them if you don’t know them and highlight to them some examples of the noises you can hear.

Are you a good neighbor?

Much as you’d like to complain about your noisy neighbor, one question you should ask yourself whether you’re a good neighbor or not?

Probably you blend your smoothies in the dead of night or run your lawnmower 6 am during the weekends.

You may be surprised to confront your neighbor only for them to confront you back and say, “well, you run your lawnmower early in the morning…. Blah blah blah….” This could worsen the relationship between you and the neighbor.

Don’t write to them or report them

Regardless of how nice you may sound through a formal note of complaint, never leave a note on your neighbor’s door.

According to etiquette expert Emily Post, “ People are not good at writing notes, especially when they aim to correct another person’s behavior.”

Notes, in most cases, are viewed as passive aggressors.

On the other hand, while it’s okay to report your neighbor to property management, try to talk to them if possible.

You’re getting them into trouble without even giving them a chance to correct their situation.

How to Annoy Upstairs Neighbors Legally

Whether you go the legal or the illegal way, it’s essential to know that every route you take has its consequences.

We at highly recommend you solve the problem with your neighbor in a peaceful manner.

If nothing works, it’s time to involve the management or call the cops on them.

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Sam Richards

Tuesday 12th of April 2022

Feel bit better,ive got sickos upstairs who switch lights on and off incessantly,and taps all night. Kids stamp,bodyslam smash everything they can find,now even more as ive complained. They are completely Mental,they hide in the bathroom and be quiet in the mornings like their playing a game. These are PARENTS FGS!!. Then they lie and say they dont do stuff!!. They have made up a name for me,and concoct this whole fantasy which they speal to their kids about how "woman gone",or "womans leaving". Then proceed to tell their kids half heartedly to be quiet!. They have a massive car but have nothing else. She pretends to be a "business woman" but she is not at all. She works in a shop. Completely DELUDED. Get up in the night and smash on kitchen tables,or knock on the floor,start banging things about.WHY?,,,do people do this?. Their children do it all aswell which i find AWFUL!!.


Wednesday 24th of November 2021

Help with upstairs apt neighbors


Monday 15th of November 2021

Use the rubber hammer! It will help you asap:) When odd time or midnight, girp the hammer and smash upper wall which heard some surrounding sounds. If you do that just one minute, your sweet neighbor would soon waking up, and knock on your house frontdoor.

Alexandra Hutton

Friday 29th of October 2021

My neighbour above me is no polar and a lunatic follows me about my flat especially the bathroom must be kinky,sick of her boyfriend not much better. Than her


Monday 13th of September 2021

I am generally not one to take revenge and have lived in large cities my entire life. I've had neighbors who watched tv until 1am, held parties, listened to loud music, yelled at their children, got into arguments, and even got intimate. I let it all go because I understand that it sort of comes with city dwelling. None of these incidents have amounted to anything serious albeit annoying. However, I am at my wits end with my new upstairs neighbors who physically build furniture past 3am in the morning. The hammering have woken me up a couple times! I don't even understand who does this. It is super inconsiderate and the all day elephant stomps and dragging of furniture do not help. It's way past friendly talks. I'll be employing some of these ideas, thanks!

Angela Boscoe

Sunday 31st of October 2021

Yikes. We are quite old and this is our first experience with impact noise from above. We know our neighbors are only walking in a normal fashion. It seems magnified when it hits our space. Moving again at our age is troubling. But the unfamiliar thumps, chairs scraping the floor and things dropping with a loud kaboom are driving us crazy. This is not the way we want to live out whatever time we have left. Management swore the soundproofing is excellent. The rent is over the top high. But they are not willing to do additional insulation. I love some of your ideas, like the ceiling vibrator and tennis balls bouncing off the ceiling. We are too polite to do either. Just asked to move to a top floor apartment when available.

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